Is this a serious talk, mom?
Swallow, count and repeat
I'll help you get up, baby
Use this fucking slut
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Don't let it slip out again!
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Solid presentation prep, boss
I've been missing out
I love your ideas, honey
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Only one thing can get done around her
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro